Spy casts his eye over the Singapore paddock and gives his musings from this weekend's Singapore Grand Prix... He's everywhere, you know.
Jos casually reaches down to hit the reboot switch on Robot Max 2.0™
Don't be fooled by the boxes, that could mean anything...
The question is are they off to get Seb's chocolate or Kimi's beer?
Who did that?
It was me!
Seb thought moving teams would stop Rocky telling him off. He was wrong.
Dany wasn't sure but he had the feeling there was something wrong with a training regime that included chocolate milkshakes and banana splits.
Nico was less than impressed with the hotel laundry's treatment of his favourite cardigan.
"Yes, hello, it's Carlos here, I'd like to speak to the top banana please."
Young Gasly was stunned to be told Wache's law, which states that there can only ever be one person named Pierre at the team at any given time.
There'd be hell to pay when Fernando found out what the hungover engineer had done in his helmet.
Yep, these days Federico's job is all about keeping a lot of balls in the air.
Seb loves telling people the size of his Ferrari win bonus...
"No, no, hang on, I'll get this: you're thinking of the number three... or maybe a kitten". Kimi's mates were getting a bit tired of the Finn's mind-reading act.
Pharrell finds it all a bit boring, honestly...